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Live Fast Eat Trash Shirt | Funny Opossum and Cat Tee
$22.00
A funny “Live Fast, Eat Trash” shirt featuring a wild opossum and cat living life on their own terms. Perfect for animal lovers and fans of chaotic humor.
TYPICALLY PRODUCED & READY TO SHIP IN 1–3 BUSINESS DAYS
REPLACEMENT OR REFUND FOR DAMAGED, DEFECTIVE, OR INCORRECT ITEMS REPORTED WITHIN 30 DAYS
TRACKING PROVIDED WHEN SHIPPED
DETAILS
Embrace your chaotic side with this “Live Fast, Eat Trash” graphic shirt. The vintage-style design features a sunglasses-wearing opossum and cat enjoying the ride and living the good life.
A hilarious gift for opossum lovers, cat owners, raccoon fans, and anyone with a weird or sarcastic sense of humor.
- Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
- High-quality DTG printing by our production partners using premium inks.
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
For people who have always felt a deep, unspoken kinship with the creature tipping over your neighbor’s bin at 3am.
SIZE GUIDE
Product measurements
GILDAN 64000 · IN / CM Gildan 64000 T-shirt
Measure a well-fitting garment laid flat and compare it with the chart.
A · WidthAcross the chest
B · LengthShoulder to hem
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 1845.7 | 2871.1 |
| M | 2050.8 | 2973.7 |
| L | 2255.9 | 3076.2 |
| XL | 2461 | 3178.7 |
| 2XL | 2666 | 3281.3 |
| 3XL | 2871.1 | 3383.8 |
FitChoose your usual size, or size up once for a more relaxed fit.
Measurements may vary slightly.
SHIPPING
Delivery time
Your order is typically produced and ready to ship within 1–3 business days. Delivery time begins after the carrier receives your package; available estimates and cost are shown at checkout for your destination.
RETURNS & QUALITY GUARANTEE
Order changes and cancellations
You may change the size or color, or cancel your order, within 3 hours of placing it. Email support@gloomhabit.com or submit the Contact form and include your order number. Canceled orders receive a full refund to the original payment method. After the 3-hour window, production may have started and the order can no longer be changed or canceled.
Damaged or incorrect items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery. We’ll arrange a replacement or refund after review.
Change of mind or sizing issues
Because each item is made to order, we don’t accept returns or exchanges if you change your mind, select the wrong size, or want a different size or color after receiving the order. Please review the size guide carefully before ordering.
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